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| Author: | loughor [ Sun Jan 21, 2024 3:44 pm ] |
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This latest storm has reminded me of this: Two oldies sitting on a park bench. One says "Its windy". The other replies "No, it's Thursday". The first says "So am I. Let's have a cup of tea". |
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| Author: | jcturner [ Sun Jan 21, 2024 5:06 pm ] |
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| Author: | Defcom [ Mon Jan 22, 2024 3:51 pm ] |
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IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED.... I hold two tickets for the 2024 Super Bowl, both box seats. I paid $3,500 each, and includes: limo service to and from airport, lunch, dinner, a $500.00 bar credit, and passes to the winner's locker room. But I didn't realize last year when I bought them, it was going to be on the same day as my wedding. If you are interested, I am looking for someone to take my place...It's at Saint John's Cathedral, in Denver on 11 February at 3pm. Her name is Ashley, she's 5'7", about 125 lbs, good cook too, and loves to fish, hunt, and clean your truck....She'll be the one in the white dress. |
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| Author: | Gail [ Thu Feb 01, 2024 12:15 pm ] |
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For Christmas, a man purchases his wife a stunning diamond ring. “I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive cars,” a friend of his remarks after hearing about this costly gift. “She did,” he replies. “But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?” |
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| Author: | jcturner [ Thu Feb 01, 2024 1:37 pm ] |
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| Author: | Gail [ Thu Feb 01, 2024 3:35 pm ] |
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OK – I'm on a (short) roll: My wife sent me a text that said, “Your great.” So I naturally wrote back, “No, you’re great.” She’s been walking around all happy and smiling. Shall I tell her I was just correcting her grammar or leave it? |
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| Author: | Paw [ Thu Feb 01, 2024 5:05 pm ] |
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| Author: | Gail [ Thu Feb 01, 2024 5:12 pm ] |
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If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven’t completely understood the seriousness of the situation. |
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