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Missus said she was listening to a consumer advice bit on radio and it included the hint not to buy suitcases at the airport because they're more expensive there. Hmm... this could work:

"Tell you what, to save time, we'll take our stuff to the airport, buy a suitcase and pack it there..... " :roll:

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They missed one - Magazines... :roll:

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Don't worry, I've marked it in with permanent marker...

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And another...

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I like the Daily Mail headline.

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Is that a TESCO? Or should that be Te'sco


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Yeah it's a Tesco. Or TESCO. Or Te'sco.

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Surely the Tesco one is technically correct, as it is an abbreviation of newspapers & magazines.

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That's an argument I have already heard and don't agree with.

And where are the magazines? It's a stand for newspapers.

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Isn't a newspaper called a newspaper because its the news printed on paper?




....I can see how that could be misleading in the case of some publications. lol


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Popped into Morrisons on my way back from work tonight. Came back to my car to see this...

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He left me literally one inch of space, but parked at such an extreme angle so that his back end overlapped the back of my car by at least a foot!! There was no way I could reverse out without damaging my car.

Then, after I asked Morrisons to put out an announcement in store, the cheeky tit had a go at me - I was so close to punching him!!

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You need to tweet that to @yplac

Check out his timeline, very funny and frustrating at the same time.

- name contains an offensive word. You have been warned!

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Heh, yeah, I'm already following that on twitter - have submitted it on their blog but it's not yet appeared on their website. Guess there's a lot of c**** about!
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